Sorry dear followers I haven’t been on lately. Moving and what not. I’ll try to get on again more regularly. However, I’m currently living a life of quiet desperation.
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
Having just moved and being all alone for the first time has made me so incredibly horny like woah. I need to consummate my move.